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We've all said it.. or at least thought it! Do you refuse to eat salad and other disgusting foods? Good. Join the club.
It's official. We are waging war on salad. Enough is enough. There's gotta be a way to make vitamin fortified donuts and cheeseburgers. We can put a man on the moon but we can't figure out how to make a bacon chili cheddar dog that is as healthy as a salad? C'mon Science. Put your back into it! The world is counting on you nerds to free us from the living hell that is salad...This Fuck You, Salad Key Chain is designed and shipped from our studio in Whitefish, Montana.Key chain dimensions: 2.75" x 1"
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