{"product_id":"chicken-lips-went-to-hr-coffee-mug","title":"Chicken Lips went to HR… Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChicken Lips went to HR to complain… Now we can't use nicknames at work anymore.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery office had a golden age. Then someone filed a complaint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGone are Big Steve, Captain Spreadsheet and the guy everyone called Tuesday for reasons nobody remembers. Thanks to one sensitive soul in Accounts Payable, it's all \"Kevin\" and \"Jennifer\" now. Morale is down. Productivity is flat. Chicken Lips is thriving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis mug is a moment of silence for the nicknames we lost, held at your desk every morning. It doesn't name names. It doesn't have to. Everyone in the break room knows exactly who it's about, and so does Chicken Lips.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA gift for the coworker who gave out all the best nicknames, the work bestie who was there when it happened, the boss who has sat through one too many HR trainings, and anyone who has ever been told to \"keep it professional.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e14 oz ceramic coffee mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy white glaze with black print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand wash recommended\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned in Whitefish, Montana\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Meriwether","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50659989782703,"sku":"MUG [CHICKEN]","price":18.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0183\/8017\/files\/chickenlips2.png?v=1791918137","url":"https:\/\/meriwether.love\/products\/chicken-lips-went-to-hr-coffee-mug","provider":"Meriwether","version":"1.0","type":"link"}