{"product_id":"drop-the-ball-coffee-mug","title":"Drop the ball… Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDOG: You are my entire life. I love you so, so, so much! I would do anything for you.\u003cbr\u003eOWNER: Drop the ball.\u003cbr\u003eDOG: Go fuck yourself.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnconditional love comes with terms and conditions. Clause one: the ball stays in the mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery dog owner has had this exact negotiation. Forty minutes of eye contact, full-body wiggling and devotion so pure it deserves its own documentary. Then you ask for one tiny thing, and suddenly you're dealing with a slobbery attorney who has no intention of settling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis mug is for anyone who has been personally betrayed by a golden retriever at the dog park and went back the next morning anyway. They love you. They would die for you. They will not drop the ball.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA gift for dog moms, dog dads, dog walkers, trainers, groomers and anyone whose camera roll is 94% one dog. Also works for the friend who swears their dog \"understands every word.\" It does. It just doesn't care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e14 oz ceramic coffee mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy white glaze with black print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand wash recommended\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned in Whitefish, Montana\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Meriwether","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50659977920687,"sku":"MUG [BALL]","price":18.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0183\/8017\/files\/dropit.png?v=1791917260","url":"https:\/\/meriwether.love\/products\/drop-the-ball-coffee-mug","provider":"Meriwether","version":"1.0","type":"link"}