{"product_id":"first-draft-of-email-coffee-mug","title":"First Draft Of Email... Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"56\"\u003eFirst draft of email: Please fuck all the way off.\u003cbr data-start=\"109\" data-end=\"112\"\u003eSecond draft: I apologize for any confusion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"56\"\u003eCorporate diplomacy, distilled into one very honest coffee mug. Pour coffee. Feel things. Vent rage. Delete. Revise. Send.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eWe’ve all been there. You’re three cups of coffee deep, staring at an inbox full of questions that were answered in the attachment you sent yesterday. Your brain writes the first draft, but your paycheck writes the second.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eThis coffee mug is a tribute to the professional filter we all wear like armor. It’s the perfect desk companion for those Zoom calls that should have been a Slack message and those Slack messages that should have been ignored.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCapacity:\u003c\/b\u003e 14oz of \"keep it together\" juice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e High-functioning corporate burnout with a side of sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBest Used For:\u003c\/b\u003e Sipping slowly while someone \"circles back\" to a topic you already settled.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"159\" data-end=\"414\"\u003eThis coffee mug helps you to transform raw chaos into polite professionalism. The mug just gets it. It’s for the unsung heroes of restraint—the ones who translate \u003cem data-start=\"365\" data-end=\"381\"\u003ewhat they mean\u003c\/em\u003e into \u003cem data-start=\"387\" data-end=\"413\"\u003ewhat keeps them employed\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"416\" data-end=\"622\"\u003ePerfect for early mornings, passive-aggressive afternoons, and that one thread that just won’t die. A quiet reminder that growth is real… even if your first draft is still doing the heavy emotional lifting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"624\" data-end=\"675\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eDrink up, rewrite gently, and send with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"M E R I W E T H E R","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46776383144111,"sku":"MUG [DRAFT]","price":18.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0183\/8017\/files\/Photoroom_20260416_152354.jpg?v=1776376761","url":"https:\/\/meriwether.love\/products\/first-draft-of-email-coffee-mug","provider":"M E R I W E T H E R","version":"1.0","type":"link"}