{"product_id":"if-i-drunk-text-you-coffee-mug","title":"If I drunk text you... Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIf I drunk text you, do not continue the conversation the next day. The sun is out. The birds are chirping. I walk with the Lord now.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLast night was a different person. That person had opinions about your ex, a strong take on tequila and your number. That person has been dealt with.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis morning you are reborn. Hydrated. Spiritually renewed. Absolutely not discussing what you sent at 1:47 a.m. Any reply after sunrise will be treated as spam.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny hangover coffee mug lays down the rules before the group chat can. Pour the coffee, take the Advil, and let the cobalt blue glaze do the talking while you quietly delete your sent messages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA gift for the friend who texts like a poet after three margaritas, the bachelorette survivor, the birthday girl with a 9 a.m. brunch, and anyone who has ever woken up, checked their phone and said \"oh no.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e14 oz ceramic coffee mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy cobalt blue glaze with white print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand wash recommended\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned in Whitefish, Montana\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Meriwether","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50666993483951,"sku":"MUG [DRUNKTEXT]","price":18.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0183\/8017\/files\/IMG_6977_c985987b-41de-46c6-9b99-9fed734622f5.png?v=1792011795","url":"https:\/\/meriwether.love\/products\/if-i-drunk-text-you-coffee-mug","provider":"Meriwether","version":"1.0","type":"link"}