{"product_id":"no-kids-coffee-mug","title":"No kids… Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYES, IT SUCKS HAVING NO KIDS. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eALL I DO IS WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eALL THE FUCKING TIME.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShout out to the DINKS… \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Ultimate Flex in a coffee mug.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLet’s face it: your weekends don’t involve 6:00 AM youth soccer games, wiping unidentifiable stickiness off the walls, or listening to Baby Shark on a loop.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis mug is for the DINKs, the proud aunts and uncles, the pet parents, and anyone who looked at freedom and said, \"Yes, please.\" Pour your hot coffee (because you actually get to drink it while it’s hot), sit back, and enjoy the blissful, quiet emptiness of your beautifully clean living room.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAre you deeply traumatized by your ability to sleep in until 11:00 AM on a Sunday? Do you weep tears of profound sorrow when you decide to book a last-minute flight to Mexico just because you felt like it?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe understand your pain. It’s hard out there for the child-free. That’s why we created this coffee mug—so you can properly mourn your lack of parental responsibilities over a perfectly brewed cup of gourmet coffee.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eWarning: This coffee mug may cause extreme envy in coworkers during Zoom meetings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBest Paired With: Discretionary income and absolute silence.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"M E R I W E T H E R","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46989483901103,"sku":"MUG [NOKIDS]","price":18.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0183\/8017\/files\/ABC3E792-F68B-4819-A0F1-D1509FEAF30C.jpg?v=1780233156","url":"https:\/\/meriwether.love\/products\/no-kids-coffee-mug","provider":"M E R I W E T H E R","version":"1.0","type":"link"}