{"product_id":"pizza-topping-coffee-mug","title":"Pizza Topping... Coffee Mug.","description":"\u003csection data-turn=\"assistant\" data-scroll-anchor=\"false\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-4\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:3532220d-e18f-42e9-a1ee-b256b73d9769-1\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto [content-visibility:auto] supports-[content-visibility:auto]:[contain-intrinsic-size:auto_100lvh] R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-turn-start-message=\"true\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"a5d277ec-a6e4-41ba-b155-a9d562211404\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003csection data-turn=\"assistant\" data-scroll-anchor=\"false\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-6\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:3532220d-e18f-42e9-a1ee-b256b73d9769-2\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto [content-visibility:auto] supports-[content-visibility:auto]:[contain-intrinsic-size:auto_100lvh] R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-turn-start-message=\"true\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"891cb4e6-b8b1-44e3-91d9-f5b513fd029b\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"55\" data-start=\"0\"\u003eIf this job was a pizza topping, it would be pubes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"71\" data-start=\"0\"\u003eSome coffee mugs say “World’s Best Boss.” But this one files a formal complaint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"175\" data-start=\"73\"\u003e“If this job was a pizza topping…”\u003cbr data-end=\"110\" data-start=\"107\"\u003eYou think it’s going somewhere safe. Relatable. Maybe even funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"221\" data-start=\"177\"\u003e“It would be pubes.” Nope. Straight to HR.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"457\" data-start=\"223\"\u003eThis is the coffee mug for people who have fully exited the “pretend to care” phase of employment. It doesn’t sugarcoat. It doesn’t network. It doesn’t circle back. It just shows up, tells the truth, and waits for coffee like the rest of us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"627\" data-start=\"459\"\u003eBest used during meetings that should’ve been emails, emails that should’ve been nothing, and any moment you briefly consider quitting and opening a food truck instead. Because if you’re going to hate your job, you might as well accessorize accordingly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"55\" data-start=\"0\"\u003e Subtlety called in sick—and this coffee mug showed up instead. The exact level of professionalism your workplace deserves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"477\" data-start=\"270\"\u003eThis coffee mug is for the brave, the burned out, and the deeply done-with-it crowd. It’s not here to inspire. It’s here to tell the truth—loudly, crudely, and preferably before your first sip of caffeine kicks in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"702\" data-start=\"479\"\u003ePerfect for desks, break rooms, or passive-aggressive eye contact during meetings. Because if you’re going to suffer through the job, you might as well do it with a coffee mug that says what everyone else is too employed to admit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"477\" data-start=\"404\"\u003eCoffee Mug Size: 14oz\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e","brand":"M E R I W E T H E R","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46774809919663,"sku":"MUG [PIZZA]","price":18.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0183\/8017\/files\/Photoroom_20260416_074011.jpg?v=1776363710","url":"https:\/\/meriwether.love\/products\/pizza-topping-coffee-mug","provider":"M E R I W E T H E R","version":"1.0","type":"link"}