{"product_id":"please-chew-with-your-mouth-shut-coffee-mug","title":"Please chew... Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease chew (and I can't stress this enough) with your fucking mouth shut.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people eat quietly. Others have chosen violence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know the sound. The wet cereal crunch. The gum snap. The coworker eating an apple at his desk like it owes him money. You've turned up the TV, put in earbuds and left the room. Now you need a system, and this is it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis sarcastic coffee mug says what you can't say at the dinner table. Set it down within view of the offender. Take a slow, silent, deeply judgmental sip. Let the open-mouth chewer read it in peace, ideally with their mouth closed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny gift for people with misophonia, open-office survivors, roommates, spouses who sit across from a loud eater every night, and anyone who has ever moved tables at a restaurant. It also makes a strong white elephant gift if you want to send a message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e14 oz ceramic coffee mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy white glaze with black print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand wash recommended\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned in Whitefish, Montana\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Meriwether","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50682075349167,"sku":"MUG [CHEW]","price":18.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0183\/8017\/files\/IMG_7074.png?v=1792172272","url":"https:\/\/meriwether.love\/products\/please-chew-with-your-mouth-shut-coffee-mug","provider":"Meriwether","version":"1.0","type":"link"}