Let's be honest... I know you didn't pick me for my looks. I do not have 6 pack abs and I'm not a millionaire. You picked me because I'm fucking hilarious. I can always make you laugh so hard that you snort like a pig.
Inside: Oink Oink, Girl. Happy Valentine's Day.
Dimensions: 4.25" x 5.5"
Matte-finished greeting card