https://meriwether.love/ daily https://meriwether.love/products/ive-got-two-chickens-to-paralyze 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/ive-got-two-chickens-to-paralyze-mistaken-lyrics-pint-glass-712051.jpg?v=1654117137 I've got two chickens to paralyze... Mistaken Lyrics Pint Glass Pint glass printed with “I've got two chickens to paralyze.” https://meriwether.love/products/i-like-big-butts-and-a-can-of-limes 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/i-like-big-butts-misheard-lyrics-pint-glass-413795.jpg?v=1678843234 I like big butts... 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Done with sheep.” https://meriwether.love/products/rock-the-catbox-mistaken-lyrics-pint-glass 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/rock-the-catbox-mistaken-lyrics-pint-glass-491336.jpg?v=1654117304 Rock the Catbox... Mistaken Lyrics Pint Glass Pint glass printed with “The sheep don't like it. Rock the catbox.” https://meriwether.love/products/sweet-dreams-are-made-of-cheese-mistaken-lyrics-pint-glass 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/sweet-dreams-are-made-of-cheese-mistaken-lyrics-pint-glass-727137.jpg?v=1654117371 Sweet dreams are made of cheese... Mistaken Lyrics Pint Glass Pint glass printed with “Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to disagree.” https://meriwether.love/products/theres-a-bathroom-on-the-right-mistaken-lyrics-pint-glass 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/theeeeres-a-bathroom-on-the-right-mistaken-lyrics-pint-glass-366667.jpg?v=1654117380 Theeeere's a bathroom on the right... Misheard Lyrics Pint Glass Pint glass printed with “Theeeere's a bathroom on the right!” https://meriwether.love/products/let-that-shit-go-ceramic-coffee-mug 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/let-that-shit-go-ceramic-mug-2594275.jpg?v=1771319607 Let that shit go... Ceramic Mug Coffee mug printed with “Let that shit go.” https://meriwether.love/products/i-am-silently-correcting-your-grammar-ceramic-mug 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/i-am-silently-correcting-your-grammar-ceramic-mug-897003.jpg?v=1710365679 I am silently correcting your grammar... Ceramic Mug Coffee mug printed with “I am silently correcting your grammar.” https://meriwether.love/products/mistaken-lyrics-pint-glasses-complete-set-of-16 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/mistaken-lyrics-pint-glasses-set-of-18-540180.jpg?v=1710296858 Party Pack! Set of 18 Mistaken Lyrics. Set of 18 Meriwether misheard song lyric pint glasses https://meriwether.love/products/this-meeting-is-bullshit-ceramic-mug 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/this-meeting-is-bullshit-ceramic-mug-375663.jpg?v=1733839199 This meeting is bullshit... Ceramic Mug Coffee mug printed with “This meeting is bullshit.” https://meriwether.love/products/taco-money-money-pouch 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/taco-money-money-pouch-505347.jpg?v=1679620649 Taco Money... Money Pouch Zipper pouch printed with “Taco money.” https://meriwether.love/products/ambition-letter-pressed-journal 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/ambition-foil-pressed-journal-233581.jpg?v=1654117883 Ambition.... Letter Pressed Journal Letter-pressed journal printed with “Ambition. The willingness to kill your friends and eat them.” https://meriwether.love/products/i-am-a-ray-of-fucking-sunshine-ceramic-coffee-mug 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/Photoroom_20260305_143058.jpg?v=1772746496 I am a ray of fucking sunshine... Ceramic Mug Coffee mug printed with “I am a ray of fucking sunshine.” https://meriwether.love/products/fat-kid-on-a-seesaw-vintage-beer-koozies 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/fat-kid-on-a-seesaw-vintage-beer-koozie-1932501.jpg?v=1771319606 Fat kid on a seesaw... Vintage Beer Koozie Beer koozie printed with “This beer is going down like a fat kid on a seesaw.” https://meriwether.love/products/i-am-a-ray-of-sunshine-vintage-beer-koozies 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/i-am-a-ray-of-sunshine-vintage-beer-koozie-177380.jpg?v=1654117148 I am a ray of fucking sunshine... Vintage Beer Koozie Beer koozie printed with “I am a ray of fucking sunshine.” https://meriwether.love/products/who-run-the-world-squirrels-mistaken-lyrics-pint-glass 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/who-run-the-world-squirrels-mistaken-lyrics-pint-glass-971140.jpg?v=1654117405 Who run the world? Squirrels!... Mistaken Lyrics Pint Glass Pint glass printed with “Who run the world? Squirrels!” https://meriwether.love/products/its-a-nice-day-for-a-light-sweater-its-a-nice-day-for-a-cardigan-mistaken-lyrics-pint-glass 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/its-a-nice-day-for-a-cardigan-mistaken-lyrics-pint-glass-454992.jpg?v=1682458884 It's a nice day for a cardigan... Mistaken Lyrics Pint Glass Pint glass printed with “It's a nice day for a light sweater. It's a nice day for a cardigan!” https://meriwether.love/products/i-am-high-on-life-stash-pouch 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/i-am-high-on-life-stash-pouch-394712.jpg?v=1654117139 I am high on life... Stash Pouch Stash pouch printed with “I am high on life. (Just kidding, it's weed.)” https://meriwether.love/products/how-are-you-still-single-notebook-journal 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/how-are-you-still-single-notebook-journal-606608.jpg?v=1654118649 How are you still single?... Letter Pressed Notebook Letter-pressed notebook printed with “Him: How is it possible that your still single? Me: you're*” https://meriwether.love/products/dear-husband-magnet 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/IMG-5868.jpg?v=1788267132 Dear Husband... Magnet Refrigerator magnet printed with “Dear Husband, your dinner is in the recipe book on page 29. All ingredients are at the grocery store.” https://meriwether.love/products/muttering-wtf-magnet 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/muttering-wtf-magnet-910343.jpg?v=1654117255 Muttering WTF... Magnet Refrigerator magnet printed with “Muttering what the fuck to myself is an essential part of my personal brand.” https://meriwether.love/products/your-kid-is-an-asshole-magnet 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/your-kid-is-an-asshole-magnet-891013.jpg?v=1654117440 Your kid is an asshole... Magnet Refrigerator magnet printed with “Your kid doesn't just need a nap. Your kid is an asshole.” https://meriwether.love/products/i-express-all-of-my-emotions-magnet 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/i-express-all-of-my-emotions-magnet-444721.jpg?v=1654117153 I express all of my emotions... Magnet Refrigerator magnet printed with “I express all of my emotions by saying the word fuck in varying tones and volumes.” https://meriwether.love/products/my-greatest-weakness-magnet 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/my-snarky-comeback-magnet-601999.jpg?v=1654117254 My snarky comeback... Magnet Refrigerator magnet printed with “Sometimes I get so excited about my snarky comeback that I fuck it all up. This is my greatest weakness.” https://meriwether.love/products/too-pretty-for-jail-personal-pouch-make-up-bag 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/too-pretty-for-jailmakeup-bag-331151.jpg?v=1654117402 Too pretty for jail... Makeup Bag Makeup bag printed with “Too pretty for jail.” https://meriwether.love/products/being-an-adult-magnet 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/being-an-adult-magnet-210182.jpg?v=1654117018 Being an adult... Magnet Refrigerator magnet printed with “Being an adult means Googling the number of anyone who calls rather than just answering.” https://meriwether.love/products/chewing-loudly-magnet 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/chewing-loudly-magnet-713439.jpg?v=1654117011 Sound of someone chewing loudly... Magnet Refrigerator magnet printed with “I am not emotionally equipped to deal with the sound of someone chewing loudly.” https://meriwether.love/products/your-job-is-more-than-just-a-paycheck-magnet 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/your-job-is-more-than-just-a-paycheck-magnet-740512.jpg?v=1654117444 Your job is more than just a paycheck... Magnet Refrigerator magnet printed with “Your job is more than just a paycheck. It's also the place you go to cry in a bathroom stall sometimes.” https://meriwether.love/products/cheating-on-my-ice-cream-magnet 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/cheating-on-my-ice-cream-magnet-394363.jpg?v=1654117022 Cheating on my ice cream... Magnet Refrigerator magnet printed with “Maybe going on a diet was cheating on my ice cream.” https://meriwether.love/products/speaking-to-me-too-long-magnet 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/speaking-to-me-too-long-magnet-727247.jpg?v=1654117418 Speaking to me too long... Magnet Refrigerator magnet printed with “I wish the Academy Awards orchestra would start playing anytime a person is speaking to me for too long.” https://meriwether.love/products/fuck-nope-vinyl-sticker 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/fuck-nope-vinyl-sticker-366263.jpg?v=1654117094 Fuck Nope... Vinyl Sticker Vinyl sticker printed with “Fuck nope.” https://meriwether.love/products/lets-just-go-camping-and-never-come-back-vinyl-sticker 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/lets-just-go-camping-and-never-come-back-vinyl-sticker-465450.jpg?v=1654117224 Let's just go camping... Vinyl Sticker Vinyl sticker printed with “Let's just go camping and never come back.” https://meriwether.love/products/my-future-husband-vinyl-sticker 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/my-future-husband-vinyl-sticker-706887.jpg?v=1654117254 My future husband... Vinyl Sticker Vinyl sticker printed with “My future husband is probably laughing at his girlfriend's lame-ass jokes right now.” https://meriwether.love/products/parenthood-means-helping-your-children-vinyl-sticker 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/parenthood-means-helping-your-children-vinyl-sticker-840646.jpg?v=1654117312 Parenthood means helping your children... Vinyl Sticker Vinyl sticker printed with “Parenthood means helping your children with their math homework and them finally realizing you are a moron.” https://meriwether.love/products/science-doesnt-give-a-fuck-ceramic-coffee-mug 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/science-doesnt-give-a-fuck-ceramic-mug-2189536.jpg?v=1771319299 Science doesn't give a fuck... Ceramic Mug Coffee mug printed with “Science doesn't give a fuck what you believe.” https://meriwether.love/products/parenthood-and-the-titanic-vinyl-sticker 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/parenthood-and-the-titanic-vinyl-sticker-723913.jpg?v=1654117345 Parenthood and The Titanic... Vinyl Sticker Vinyl sticker printed with “Parenthood is telling your teenager the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before they were married.” https://meriwether.love/products/consequences-of-my-own-actions-vinyl-sticker 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/consequences-of-my-own-actions-vinyl-sticker-641432.jpg?v=1654117034 Consequences of my own actions... Vinyl Sticker Vinyl sticker printed with “Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions.” https://meriwether.love/products/why-are-you-dumping-me-vinyl-sticker 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/why-are-you-dumping-me-vinyl-sticker-887060.jpg?v=1654117394 Why are you dumping me?... Vinyl Sticker Vinyl sticker printed with “Him: Why are you dumping me? Me: You still use your mom's Netflix password.” https://meriwether.love/products/my-greatest-fear-vinyl-sticker 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/my-greatest-fear-vinyl-sticker-825118.jpg?v=1654117253 My greatest fear... Vinyl Sticker Vinyl sticker printed with “My greatest fear is marrying a woman with a Live, Laugh, Love sign in her house.” https://meriwether.love/products/my-guardian-angel-vinyl-sticker 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/my-guardian-angel-vinyl-sticker-457681.jpg?v=1654117249 My guardian angel... Vinyl Sticker Vinyl sticker printed with “My guardian angel must be stressed AF at this point.” https://meriwether.love/products/drunk-me-vs-sober-me-vinyl-sticker 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/drunk-me-vs-sober-me-vinyl-sticker-724929.jpg?v=1654117127 Drunk me vs. sober me... Vinyl Sticker Vinyl sticker printed with “If drunk me did something inappropriate last night, you need to talk to drunk me about it. Sober me wasn't…” https://meriwether.love/products/im-one-glass-away-wine-glass 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/im-one-glass-away-wine-glass-656754.jpg?v=1654117219 I'm one glass away... Wine Glass Wine glass printed with “I'm one glass away from bringing up a bunch of shit from 3 years ago.” https://meriwether.love/products/drunk-me-is-my-favorite-me-magnet 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/drunk-me-is-my-favorite-me-magnet-444984.jpg?v=1654117131 Drunk me is my favorite me... Magnet Refrigerator magnet printed with “Drunk me is my favorite me.” https://meriwether.love/products/marriage-means-magnet 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/marriage-means-magnet-552419.jpg?v=1654117224 Your spouse's biggest pet peeves... Magnet Refrigerator magnet printed with “Marriage means understanding your spouse's biggest pet peeves and then using that information to your…” https://meriwether.love/products/good-morning-darling-magnet 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/good-morning-darling-magnet-690921.jpg?v=1654117101 Good morning, darling... Magnet Refrigerator magnet printed with “Good morning, darling. What do you want to argue about today?” https://meriwether.love/products/my-jeans-say-no-more-magnet 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/my-jeans-say-no-more-magnet-520307.jpg?v=1654117244 My jeans say no more ice cream... 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Wine Glass Wine glass printed with “Not to brag, but I'm really good at wine.” https://meriwether.love/products/meriwether-gift-certificate 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/meriwether-gift-card-466000.jpg?v=1654117226 Meriwether Gift Card Meriwether gift card https://meriwether.love/products/definitely-not-weed-stash-pouch 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/definitely-not-weed-stash-pouch-8775644.jpg?v=1771319299 Definitely not weed... Stash Pouch Stash pouch printed with “Definitely not weed.” https://meriwether.love/products/parenthood-and-dessert-vinyl-sticker 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/parenthood-and-dessert-vinyl-sticker-812639.jpg?v=1654117339 Parenthood and dessert... Vinyl Sticker Vinyl sticker printed with “Parenthood is sitting in your car eating your leftover dessert because you don't want to share it with your…” https://meriwether.love/products/be-kind-its-so-gangster-vinyl-sticker 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/be-kind-its-so-gangster-vinyl-sticker-491297.jpg?v=1654117011 Be Kind. It's so gangster... Vinyl Sticker Vinyl sticker printed with “Be kind. It's so gangster.” https://meriwether.love/products/parenthood-and-tic-tacs-vinyl-sticker 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/parenthood-and-tic-tacs-vinyl-sticker-357351.jpg?v=1654117342 Parenthood and Tic-Tacs... Vinyl Sticker Vinyl sticker printed with “Parenthood is cutting a Tic Tac into three pieces to settle an argument.” https://meriwether.love/products/how-much-i-love-dogs-vinyl-sticker 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/i-bring-heroin-to-the-airport-just-so-i-can-pet-dogs-vinyl-sticker-882302.jpg?v=1654117165 How much do you love dogs?... Vinyl Sticker Vinyl sticker printed with “Him: How much do you love dogs? Me: I bring heroin to the airport just so I can pet the dogs.” https://meriwether.love/products/bangs-phase-magnet 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/bangs-phase-magnet-727337.jpg?v=1654117040 Her "Bangs Phase"... Magnet Refrigerator magnet printed with “When a woman is in her bangs phase just stay the fuck away. She's going through some serious shit right now.” https://meriwether.love/products/ice-cream-isnt-healthy-magnet 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/ice-cream-isnt-healthy-magnet-844698.jpg?v=1654117161 Ice cream isn't healthy... Magnet Refrigerator magnet printed with “It's kinda fucked up that ice cream isn't healthy, but ok.” https://meriwether.love/products/will-there-b-white-claws-and-can-i-bring-my-dog-key-chain 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/will-there-be-white-claws-and-can-i-bring-my-dog-key-chain-405012.jpg?v=1654117371 Will there be White Claws and can I bring my dog?... Key Chain Key chain printed with “Will there be White Claws and can I bring my dog?” https://meriwether.love/products/everything-will-be-fucking-ok-ceramic-mug 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/everything-will-be-fucking-ok-ceramic-mug-464892.jpg?v=1721161447 Everything will be fucking ok... Ceramic Mug Coffee mug printed with “Everything will be fucking ok.” https://meriwether.love/products/all-you-need-is-love-and-a-good-book-vinyl-sticker 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/all-you-need-is-love-and-a-good-book-vinyl-sticker-190068.jpg?v=1654116951 All you need is love, and a good book... Vinyl Sticker Vinyl sticker printed with “All you need is love. And a good book.” https://meriwether.love/products/good-planets-are-hard-to-find-vinyl-sticker 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/good-planets-are-hard-to-find-vinyl-sticker-529840.jpg?v=1654117119 Good planets are hard to find... Vinyl Sticker Vinyl sticker printed with “Good planets are hard to find.” https://meriwether.love/products/camp-is-home-die-cut-sticker 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/camp-is-home-vinyl-sticker-426431.jpg?v=1674518209 Camp is home... Vinyl Sticker Vinyl sticker printed with “Camp is home.” https://meriwether.love/products/if-dad-cant-fix-it-fathers-day-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/e3652b907a3ccfa8c4c8a3629ac0e2be.jpg?v=1682623103 If Dad can't fix it... Father's Day Card Greeting card printed with “If Dad can't fix it, it's fucked. (Happy Father's Day)” https://meriwether.love/products/holy-shit-i-love-you-so-much-love-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/4c476e922823b50cf0ee9abb32616a02.jpg?v=1682623527 Holy shit, I love you... Love Card Greeting card printed with “Holy shit, I love you so much.” https://meriwether.love/products/i-might-just-barf-friendship-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/i-might-just-barf-engagement-card-1.jpg?v=1662494194 I might just barf... Engagement Card Greeting card printed with “You two are so cute together that I might just barf. (Congratulations on your engagement.)” https://meriwether.love/products/ready-in-five-minutes-magnet 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/ready-in-five-minutes-magnet-609807.jpg?v=1654117301 Ready in five minutes.... 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That's our hobby.” https://meriwether.love/products/santa-isnt-real-christmas-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/santa-isnt-real-christmas-card-624619.jpg?v=1654117346 The day I found out about Santa... Christmas Card Greeting card printed with “I will never forget the day I learned that Santa isn't real. I just got in the car and drove and drove.” https://meriwether.love/products/people-who-txt-k 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/people-who-text-k-magnet-996999.jpg?v=1654117335 People who text "K"... 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(You can't make this shit up.)” https://meriwether.love/products/hold-my-beer-christmas-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/hold-my-beer-christmas-card-292193.jpg?v=1654117157 Rudolph: Hold My Beer... Christmas Card Greeting card printed with “Santa: Oh no, it's too foggy to fly! Rudolph: Hold my beer.” https://meriwether.love/products/i-licked-it-love-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/i-licked-it-love-card-927973.jpg?v=1654117172 I licked it... Love Card Greeting card printed with “I licked it, so it's mine.” https://meriwether.love/products/i-think-theyre-neato-love-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/i-think-theyre-neato-love-card-652826.jpg?v=1654117157 I think they're neato... Love Card Greeting card printed with “Thank you for letting me see your boobies sometimes. I think they're neato. (I love you.)” https://meriwether.love/products/i-intentionally-overtighten-jars-magnet 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/i-intentionally-overtighten-jars-magnet-101702.jpg?v=1654117146 I overtighten jars... Magnet Refrigerator magnet printed with “I intentionally overtighten jars. Fuck anyone weaker than me.” https://meriwether.love/products/drunk-drunk-birthday-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/drunk-drunk-birthday-card-518679.jpg?v=1654117100 Drunk in your 30's... Birthday Card Greeting card printed with “The real challenge of being in your 30s is learning how to get drunk without getting drunk drunk.” https://meriwether.love/products/just-look-at-us-love-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/just-look-at-us-love-card-239206.jpg?v=1654117216 Now, look at us... Love Card Greeting card printed with “Remember how badly we wanted to get married and have kids? Now look at us. Just fucking look at us. (I love…” https://meriwether.love/products/week-long-birthdays-birthday-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/week-long-birthdays-birthday-card-133211.jpg?v=1654117391 Week long birthdays... Birthday Card Greeting card printed with “Thank you for not being one of those bitches who celebrates her birthday for the entire week. Happy Birthday!” https://meriwether.love/products/middle-finger-kinda-day-vinyl-sticker 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/double-middle-finger-kinda-day-vinyl-sticker-970803.jpg?v=1654117101 Double middle finger kinda day... 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Friendship Card Greeting card printed with “Why do the best people live so far away?” https://meriwether.love/products/legend-besties-greeting-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/be-a-legend-besties-card-246514.jpg?v=1654117032 Be a legend... Friendship Card Greeting card printed with “I figure if a girl wants to be a legend she should just go ahead and be one. ~Calamity Jane” https://meriwether.love/products/your-favorite-child-vinyl-sticker 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/parenthood-is-never-having-a-favorite-child-vinyl-sticker-212084.jpg?v=1654117344 Parenthood is never having a favorite child... Vinyl Sticker Vinyl sticker printed with “Parenthood is never having a favorite child but definitely having one you try extra hard not to wake up in the…” https://meriwether.love/products/things-im-totally-over-letter-pressed-journal 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/things-im-totally-over-letter-pressed-journal-3258060.jpg?v=1771319300 Things I'm totally over... Letter Pressed Journal Letter-pressed journal printed with “Things I'm totally over but will definitely still bring up after a few cocktails.” https://meriwether.love/products/sometimes-my-genius-is-almost-frightening-notebook-journal 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/sometimes-my-genius-is-almost-frightening-notebook-journal-577037.jpg?v=1666255020 My genius is almost frightening... Notebook Letter-pressed notebook printed with “Sometimes my genius is almost frightening.” https://meriwether.love/products/psycho-part-of-my-brain-magnet 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/pyscho-part-of-my-brain-magnet-658072.jpg?v=1654117331 Psycho part of my brain... Magnet Refrigerator magnet printed with “If I blurt out a laugh in the middle of an argument, the psycho part of my brain has been activated. Run. Save…” https://meriwether.love/products/i-am-gen-x-magnet 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/i-am-gen-x-magnet-359298.jpg?v=1654117147 I Am Gen X... Magnet Refrigerator magnet printed with “Dear Children, stop referring to me as a boomer. I am Gen X.” https://meriwether.love/products/the-sex-with-you-love-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/the-sex-with-you-love-card-615816.jpg?v=1654117398 The sex is so good... 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Love Card Greeting card printed with “Let's just shut off our phones, drive to the beach and listen to the sound of the waves crashing.” https://meriwether.love/products/the-most-important-meal-of-the-day-magnet 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/the-most-important-meal-of-the-day-magnet-430519.jpg?v=1654117390 The most important meal... Magnet Refrigerator magnet printed with “The most important meal of the day is the one you skip just before day drinking.” https://meriwether.love/products/may-the-bridges-i-burn-light-the-way-ceramic-mug 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/may-the-bridges-i-burn-light-the-way-ceramic-mug-435850.jpg?v=1654117727 May the bridges I burn light the way... Ceramic Mug Coffee mug printed with “May the bridges I burn light the way.” https://meriwether.love/products/boy-tears-ceramic-mug 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/boy-tears-ceramic-mug-6867119.jpg?v=1771069029 Boy Tears... Ceramic Mug Coffee mug printed with “Boy tears.” https://meriwether.love/products/two-types-of-people-magnet 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/two-types-of-people-magnet-619478.jpg?v=1654117414 Two types of people... Magnet Refrigerator magnet printed with “There are two types of people: those who pack a week before a trip and those who realize they need to do…” https://meriwether.love/products/bad-bitches-run-this-shit-vinyl-sticker 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/bad-bitches-run-this-shit-vinyl-sticker-689381.jpg?v=1654117041 Bad Bitches run this shit... Vinyl Sticker Vinyl sticker printed with “Bad bitches run this shit.” https://meriwether.love/products/were-above-average-birthday-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/were-above-average-birthday-card-629998.jpg?v=1654117410 We're way above average... Birthday Card Greeting card printed with “The average person consumes 9 alcoholic drinks per week. Once again you and I are above average. Happy…” https://meriwether.love/products/lets-suffer-through-monogamy-together-love-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/lets-suffer-through-monogamy-together-love-card-552730.jpg?v=1654117213 Let's suffer through monogamy together... Love Card Greeting card printed with “Let's suffer through monogamy together.” https://meriwether.love/products/everything-happens-for-a-reason-love 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/everything-happens-for-a-reason-love-749405.jpg?v=1654117103 Everything happens for a reason but WTF... Friendship Card Greeting card printed with “They say everything happens for a reason but what the fuck? Hang in there.” https://meriwether.love/products/being-our-age-means-birthday-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/reaching-our-age-means-birthday-card-199178.jpg?v=1654117313 Reaching our age means... Birthday Card Greeting card printed with “Reaching our age means being absolutely horrified when you learn the birth year of anyone younger than you.” https://meriwether.love/products/motherfucking-bad-ass-friendship-card-1 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/motherfucking-bad-ass-friendship-card-189753.jpg?v=1654117213 Motherfucking Bad Ass... Friendship Card Greeting card printed with “It's possible to be a motherfucking badass who also needs to cry once in a while.” https://meriwether.love/products/of-course-you-miss-me-friendship-card-1 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/of-course-you-miss-me-friendship-card-369225.jpg?v=1654117322 Of course you miss me... Friendship Card Greeting card printed with “Of course you miss me. I am amazing. (I miss you too.)” https://meriwether.love/products/you-are-cocaine-birthday-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/you-are-cocaine-friendship-card-701009.jpg?v=1677634764 You are cocaine... Friendship Card Greeting card printed with “Don't let nobody treat you like a cheap bag of weed. (Inside: You are cocaine.)” https://meriwether.love/products/i-cannot-stress-this-enough-ceramic-coffee-mug 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/IMG_1366.jpg?v=1772745287 I cannot stress this enough... Ceramic Mug Coffee mug printed with “What (and I cannot stress this enough) the fuck?” https://meriwether.love/products/hatred-for-my-job-letter-pressed-journal 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/back-from-the-weekend-letter-pressed-journal-101077.jpg?v=1654117908 Back from the weekend... Letter Pressed Journal Letter-pressed journal printed with “I'm back from the weekend with a fresh, renewed hatred for my job.” https://meriwether.love/products/fake-laughing-with-clients-letter-pressed-journal 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/fake-laughing-with-clients-letter-pressed-journal-432149.jpg?v=1654118616 Fake laughing with clients... Letter Pressed Journal Letter-pressed journal printed with “Fake laughing with clients is an actual career skill.” https://meriwether.love/products/i-left-some-brains-down-in-africa-mistaken-lyrics-pint-glass 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/i-left-some-brains-down-in-africa-mistaken-lyrics-pint-glass-637710.jpg?v=1678843233 I left some brains down in Africa... Mistaken Lyrics Pint Glass Pint glass printed with “I left some brains down in Africa.” https://meriwether.love/products/im-sober-now-mistaken-lyrics-pint-glass 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/but-im-sober-now-misheard-lyrics-pint-glass-643221.jpg?v=1678843153 But I'm sober now... Misheard Lyrics Pint Glass Pint glass printed with “It must have been love but I'm sober now.” https://meriwether.love/products/only-seven-teeth-mistaken-lyrics-pint-glass 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/only-seven-teeth-mistaken-lyrics-pint-glass-184878.jpg?v=1668677204 Only seven teeth... Mistaken Lyrics Pint Glass Pint glass printed with “You are the dancing queen. Young and sweet, only seven teeth.” https://meriwether.love/products/dope-as-fuck-beautiful-bitch-vinyl-sticker 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/dope-as-fuck-beautiful-bitch-vinyl-sticker-368981.jpg?v=1654117132 Dope as fuck beautiful bitch... Vinyl Sticker Vinyl sticker printed with “I'm a dope as fuck beautiful bitch.” https://meriwether.love/products/aint-no-sunshine-when-im-gone-vinyl-sticker 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/aint-no-sunshine-when-im-gone-vinyl-sticker-823008.jpg?v=1654116939 Ain't no sunshine... Vinyl Sticker Vinyl sticker printed with “Ain't no sunshine when I'm gone.” https://meriwether.love/products/dont-fuck-this-up-love-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/dont-fuck-this-up-love-card-712296.jpg?v=1654117115 Don't fuck this up... Love Card Greeting card printed with “I like you. (So don't fuck this up.)” https://meriwether.love/products/over-30-skin-routine-birthday-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/over-30-skin-routine-birthday-card-890031.jpg?v=1654117323 Over 30 skin routine... Birthday Card Greeting card printed with “Over 30 skin care routine: splash warm water on face, pat dry, bury face in pillow, scream fuuuuck as loud as…” https://meriwether.love/products/the-best-part-of-christmas-day-christmas-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/the-best-part-of-christmas-day-christmas-card-174724.jpg?v=1654117429 The best part of Christmas day... 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(I love that about you.)” https://meriwether.love/products/your-gift-is-me-holiday-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/97eeb0f43b93f189eca1db0c6c5ea665.jpg?v=1674682392 Your gift this year is ME... Holiday Card Greeting card printed with “Happy Holidays! Your gift this year is ME. Your membership has been renewed.” https://meriwether.love/products/smuggling-wine-mothers-day-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/e69a835ea57480a6a2f47ff09def9714.jpg?v=1682623690 Smuggling wine... Mother's Day Card Greeting card printed with “Dear Mom, always remember to be good to me. You'll need me one day to smuggle your wine into the nursing home.” https://meriwether.love/products/a-total-bad-ass-friendship-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/a-total-bad-ass-friendship-card-636944.jpg?v=1679620464 A total bad ass... 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Your membership has been renewed.” https://meriwether.love/products/i-wish-i-could-be-more-help-friendship-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/im-probably-going-to-jail-divorce-card-592110.jpg?v=1654117147 I'm probably going to jail... Divorce Card Greeting card printed with “I wish I could be more help as you go through your divorce but sometimes you gotta let God handle it. (Because…” https://meriwether.love/products/are-you-a-fitted-sheet-love-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/are-you-a-fitted-sheet-love-card-241614.jpg?v=1654116941 Are you a fitted sheet?... Love Card Greeting card printed with “Are you a fitted sheet? Because you are complicated AF and nearly impossible to figure out, but I definitely…” https://meriwether.love/products/check-on-your-friends-friendship-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/check-on-your-friends-friendship-card-218454.jpg?v=1654117037 Check on your friends... Friendship Card Greeting card printed with “Please be sure to check on your friends who are not getting sex lately. We are not ok.” https://meriwether.love/products/never-had-to-wrap-another-gift-love-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/never-had-to-wrap-another-gift-love-card-634136.jpg?v=1654117250 Never had to wrap another gift... Love card Greeting card printed with “Him: I do. Her: I do. Narrator: And from that day forward, he never had to wrap another gift.” https://meriwether.love/products/the-little-joy-you-have-left-magnet-1 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/the-little-joy-you-have-left-magnet-705169.jpg?v=1654117415 The little joy you have left... 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Now grow up and get drunk like the rest of…” https://meriwether.love/products/home-improvement-project-divorce-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/your-home-improvement-project-divorce-card-468346.jpg?v=1654117441 Your home improvement project... Divorce Card Greeting card printed with “Congrats on finishing your home improvement project! (By home improvement, I mean your divorce.)” https://meriwether.love/products/gold-diggers-vinyl-sticker 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/gold-diggers-vinyl-sticker-799409.jpg?v=1654117132 Gold diggers... Vinyl Sticker Vinyl sticker printed with “Quit calling women gold diggers. Y'all don't have any money.” https://meriwether.love/products/slur-for-teenagers-wine-label 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/slur-for-teenagers-wine-label-814859.jpg?v=1654117346 Slur for teenagers... 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Ask your…” https://meriwether.love/products/i-love-you-dummy-love-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/i-love-you-dummy-love-card-122324.jpg?v=1654117143 I love you, dummy... Love Card Greeting card printed with “I love you, dummy.” https://meriwether.love/products/congrats-on-your-new-hizzle-housewarming-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/congrats-on-your-new-hizzle-housewarming-card-292597.jpg?v=1654196929 Congrats on your new Hizzle... Housewarming Card Greeting card printed with “Congrats on your new hizzle.” https://meriwether.love/products/stupid-dickheads-friendship-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/stupid-dickheads-friendship-card-392866.jpg?v=1654196880 Stupid Dickheads... Friendship Card Greeting card printed with “Not everyone you meet is going to think you are gorgeous, amazing and magical. But they are wrong. 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She's drunk.” https://meriwether.love/products/having-a-bad-day-drink-coaster 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/having-a-bad-day-drink-coaster-633241.jpg?v=1680595088 Having a bad day... Drink Coaster Ceramic drink coaster printed with “Being married means that if your spouse is having a bad day, any minute you will be too.” https://meriwether.love/products/soulmates-dont-meet-by-accident-friendship-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/soulmates-dont-meet-by-accident-friendship-card-706884.jpg?v=1680643795 Soulmates don't meet by accident... Friendship Card Greeting card printed with “Soulmates don't meet by accident.” https://meriwether.love/products/yes-the-fuck-you-can-friendship-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/yes-the-fuck-you-can-friendship-card-906719.jpg?v=1680643795 Yes the fuck you can... 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And sometimes you have to have a drink and tell that…” https://meriwether.love/products/shoot-for-someone-just-out-of-your-league-coaster 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/self-esteem-drink-coaster-710083.jpg?v=1683073640 Self esteem… Drink Coaster Ceramic drink coaster printed with “Always shoot for someone just out of your league. You never know, they may have self-esteem issues.” https://meriwether.love/products/titties-and-whiskey-whiskey-glass 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/titties-and-whiskey-whiskey-glass-5916523.jpg?v=1771317374 Titties and whiskey… Whiskey Glass Whiskey glass printed with “You're as smooth as titties and whiskey.” https://meriwether.love/products/just-to-check-drink-coaster 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/your-ex-drink-coaster-340486.jpg?v=1683073641 Your Ex... 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Happy…” https://meriwether.love/products/fold-your-laundry-magnet 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/fold-your-laundry-magnet-516329.jpg?v=1686409041 Fold your laundry... Magnet Refrigerator magnet printed with “Fold your fucking laundry. It's been like two weeks.” https://meriwether.love/products/arguing-with-me-is-pointless-drink-coaster 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/arguing-with-me-is-pointless-drink-coaster-258885.jpg?v=1699428110 Arguing with me is pointless… Drink Coaster Ceramic drink coaster printed with “Arguing with me is pointless. I knew I was wrong 10 minutes ago. Now I'm just trying to make you mad.” https://meriwether.love/products/male-birth-control-is-free-drink-coaster 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/products/male-birth-control-is-free-drink-coaster-460568.jpg?v=1692136514 Male birth control is free... 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Thank you for the opportunity.” https://meriwether.love/products/i-dont-need-google-drink-coaster 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/i-dont-need-google-drink-coaster-417013.jpg?v=1717084429 I don't need Google... Drink Coaster Ceramic drink coaster printed with “I don't need Google. Men explain everything to me.” https://meriwether.love/products/funny-guys-drink-coaster 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/56087faf237eca2117f86a449d6a247a.jpg?v=1729633493 Funny Guys... Drink Coaster Ceramic drink coaster printed with “Funny guys are dangerous. They make you laugh and laugh and laugh, then boom. You're naked.” https://meriwether.love/products/dating-is-just-wondering-drink-coaster 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/dating-is-just-wondering-drink-coaster-605618.jpg?v=1717084370 Dating is just wondering... 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Magnet Refrigerator magnet printed with “Being a good wife means being by your husband's side during hard times to let him know none of this would have…” https://meriwether.love/products/spiral-into-control-magnet 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/spiral-into-control-magnet-567832.jpg?v=1722404602 Spiral into control... Magnet Refrigerator magnet printed with “I would love to spiral into control just once.” https://meriwether.love/products/do-not-spend-money-magnet 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/do-not-spend-money-magnet-135169.jpg?v=1722404350 Do not spend money.. Magnet Refrigerator magnet printed with “What part of do not spend any more fucking money do I not understand?” https://meriwether.love/products/quite-the-scholar-magnet 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/quite-the-scholar-magnet-863055.jpg?v=1722404552 Quite the scholar... Magnet Refrigerator magnet printed with “I do not need any more relationships that teach me a lesson. I'm already quite the scholar, thank you very…” https://meriwether.love/products/maybe-im-the-problem-magnet 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/maybe-im-the-problem-magnet-808848.jpg?v=1722404551 Maybe I'm the problem... Magnet Refrigerator magnet printed with “Maybe I'm the problem. Nevermind. That just doesn't sound right.” https://meriwether.love/products/what-a-woman-wants-magnet 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/what-a-woman-wants-magnet-980900.jpg?v=1722404602 What A Woman Wants... Magnet Refrigerator magnet printed with “All a woman really wants is for you to drag her to the bedroom, throw her down on the bed and then go…” https://meriwether.love/products/that-person-is-me-magnet 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/that-person-is-me-magnet-900681.jpg?v=1722404602 That person is me... Magnet Refrigerator magnet printed with “It takes a special person to wake up early and still be late. That person is me.” https://meriwether.love/products/punch-out-magnet 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/02aea57097e9154c779bc688ab00afd4.jpg?v=1730740736 Punch out... 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Love Card Greeting card printed with “I think about fucking you all the fucking time.” https://meriwether.love/products/can-i-have-a-kiss-love-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/can-i-have-a-kiss-love-card-103368.jpg?v=1722487199 Can I Have A Kiss... Love Card Greeting card printed with “Can I have a kiss? And can we make it last forever?” https://meriwether.love/products/your-heart-and-mine-love-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/your-heart-and-mine-love-card-286129.jpg?v=1722487386 Your heart and mine... Love Card Greeting card printed with “Your heart and mine are two very, very old friends.” https://meriwether.love/products/beautiful-love-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/beautiful-love-card-535332.jpg?v=1722487198 Beautiful... Love Card. Greeting card printed with “Beautiful (noun): The person reading this card.” https://meriwether.love/products/i-just-fucking-love-dogs-ok-ceramic-mug 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/FullSizeRender.jpg?v=1789474424 I just fucking love dogs, OK? - Ceramic Mug Coffee mug printed with “I just fucking love dogs, OK?” https://meriwether.love/products/dont-make-mommy-be-a-bitch-ceramic-mug 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/mommy2.jpg?v=1777582897 Don't Make Mommy Be A Bitch... Ceramic Mug Coffee mug printed with “Don't make mommy be a bitch.” https://meriwether.love/products/sorry-im-late-ceramic-mug 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/sorry-im-late-ceramic-mug-1168720.jpg?v=1771317373 Sorry I'm Late... Coffee Mug Coffee mug printed with “Sorry I'm late. I was giving my dog hundreds of tiny little kisses.” https://meriwether.love/products/i-hope-this-email-ceramic-mug 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/i-hope-this-email-ceramic-mug-897990.jpg?v=1726133157 I Hope This Email... Ceramic Mug Coffee mug printed with “I hope this email finds you kissing my ass.” https://meriwether.love/products/10-inches-christmas-card-005 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/cfe5ce57cf330b1b57e2a854116959af.jpg?v=1729625556 10 inches... Christmas Card Greeting card printed with “For Christmas this year I hope you get the 10 inches you've been asking for. (10 inches of snow, of course.)” https://meriwether.love/products/dont-be-a-little-bitch-ceramic-mug 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/dont-be-a-little-bitch-ceramic-mug-795292.jpg?v=1728701659 Don't be a little bitch... Ceramic Mug Coffee mug printed with “Don't be a little bitch. (Thank you for listening to my TED Talk.)” https://meriwether.love/products/your-dad-is-my-cardio-ceramic-mug 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/your-dad-is-my-cardio-ceramic-mug-274631.jpg?v=1728701886 Your dad is my cardio... Ceramic Mug Coffee mug printed with “Your dad is my cardio.” https://meriwether.love/products/virgos-are-a-pain-christmas-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/virgos-are-a-pain-christmas-card-copy-743125.jpg?v=1729861905 Virgos are a pain... Christmas Card Greeting card printed with “Merry Christmas! Please don't forget to pull out this holiday season. Virgos are a pain in the ass.” https://meriwether.love/products/maybe-the-grinch-would-be-nicer-christmas-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/maybe-the-grinch-would-be-nicer-christmas-card-268784.jpg?v=1729861855 Maybe The Grinch Would be Nicer... Christmas Card. Greeting card printed with “Maybe the Grinch would be nicer if some asshole wasn't singing about what a piece of shit he is every five…” https://meriwether.love/products/three-wise-men-christmas-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/three-wise-men-christmas-card-712381.jpg?v=1729861905 Three wise men... Christmas Card Greeting card printed with “THREE wise men??? Hilarious. As if.” https://meriwether.love/products/no-kids-wine-glass 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/no-kids-wine-glass-208560.jpg?v=1730193298 No kids... Wine Glass Wine glass printed with “Yes, it sucks having no kids. All I do is whatever the fuck I want. All the fucking time.” https://meriwether.love/products/it-aint-easy-wine-glass 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/it-aint-easy-wine-glass-copy-821361.jpg?v=1730276116 It ain't easy... Wine Glass Wine glass printed with “It ain't easy being the best thing to ever happen to my man.” https://meriwether.love/products/no-amount-of-concealer-wine-glass 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/no-amount-of-concealer-wine-glass-672129.jpg?v=1730276230 No amount of concealer... Wine Glass Wine glass printed with “No amount of concealer can cover up how sick and tired I am of men.” https://meriwether.love/products/concrete-jungle-wet-dream-tomato-misheard-lyrics-pint-glass 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/concrete-jungle-wet-dream-tomato-misheard-lyrics-pint-glass-583353.jpg?v=1738397289 Concrete Jungle, Wet Dream Tomato... Misheard Lyrics Pint Glass Pint glass printed with “Concrete jungle wet dream tomato.” https://meriwether.love/products/zero-fucking-clue-magnet 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/IMG-5895.jpg?v=1788617102 Zero Fucking Clue... Magnet Refrigerator magnet printed with “Behind every frustrated woman is a dude who has zero fucking clue what he did wrong.” https://meriwether.love/products/let-me-be-skinny-magnet 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/let-me-be-skinny-magnet-499332.jpg?v=1739307817 Let me be skinny... Magnet Refrigerator magnet printed with “Dear Lord, if you let me get skinny just one more time, I promise I won't fuck it up.” https://meriwether.love/products/fuck-that-bitch-magnet 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/fuck-that-bitch-magnet-208815.jpg?v=1739307817 Fuck that bitch... Magnet Refrigerator magnet printed with “I wonder how many people see me in suggested friends and are like fuck that bitch.” https://meriwether.love/products/sorry-i-missed-church-magnet 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/sorry-i-missed-church-magnet-242259.jpg?v=1739307817 Sorry I missed church... Magnet Refrigerator magnet printed with “I'm sorry I missed church. I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.” https://meriwether.love/products/nice-butt-love-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/nice-butt-love-card-831533.jpg?v=1739556305 Nice butt... Love Card. Greeting card printed with “In case nobody told you yet today: you're a rock star. I love you. Nice butt.” https://meriwether.love/products/cold-as-my-ex-wifes-heart-vintage-beer-koozie 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/cold-as-my-ex-wifes-heart-vintage-beer-koozie-512033.jpg?v=1740136331 Cold As My Ex Wife's Heart... Vintage Beer Koozie Beer koozie printed with “This beer is as cold as my ex-wife's heart.” https://meriwether.love/products/one-beer-away-vintage-beer-koozie 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/one-beer-away-vintage-beer-koozie-448327.jpg?v=1740136331 One beer away... Vintage Beer Koozie Beer koozie printed with “I'm one beer away from bringing up a bunch of shit from three years ago.” https://meriwether.love/products/deport-the-racists-coffee-mug 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/deport-the-racistscoffee-mug-251843.jpg?v=1740467738 Deport the racists...Coffee Mug Coffee mug printed with “Keep the immigrants. Deport the racists.” https://meriwether.love/products/tell-your-dog-i-said-hi-coffee-mug 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/Photoroom_20260310_074110.jpg?v=1773180817 Tell your dog I said Hi... Coffee Mug Coffee mug printed with “Tell your dog I said hi.” https://meriwether.love/products/brought-to-tears-by-excel-coffee-mug 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/brought-to-tears-by-excel-coffee-mug-494912.jpg?v=1740799204 Brought to tears by Excel... Coffee mug Coffee mug printed with “I talk a lot of shit for someone who has been brought to tears by an Excel spreadsheet.” https://meriwether.love/products/listen-here-asshat-coffee-mug 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/listen-here-asshat-coffee-mug-2123362.jpg?v=1771317374 Listen here asshat... Coffee Mug Coffee mug printed with “My brain: Don't say anything. Let it go. Take the high road. My mouth: Listen here, asshat.” https://meriwether.love/products/every-great-friendship-coffee-mug 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/every-great-friendship-coffee-mug-9373603.jpg?v=1771068734 Every great friendship... Coffee Mug Coffee mug printed with “Every great friendship begins with: When we first met, I thought you were a bitch.” https://meriwether.love/products/jesus-loves-you-coffee-mug 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/jesus-loves-you-coffee-mug-7594689.jpg?v=1771317373 Jesus Loves You... Coffee Mug Coffee mug printed with “Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you are a dick.” https://meriwether.love/products/dont-do-drugs-in-the-kitchen-magnet 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/dont-do-drugs-in-the-kitchen-magnet-380228.jpg?v=1741047794 Don't do drugs in the kitchen... Magnet Refrigerator magnet printed with “Please don't do drugs in our kitchen. (Sex is OK.)” https://meriwether.love/products/performance-enhancing-drug-whiskey-glass 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/performance-enhancing-drug-whiskey-glass-252486.jpg?v=1741047794 Performance enhancing drug... Whiskey Glass Whiskey glass printed with “Whiskey is a performance enhancing drug. (But you're gonna hate the performance.)” https://meriwether.love/products/huge-penis-coffee-mug 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/huge-penis-coffee-mug-908554.jpg?v=1741379311 Huge Penis... Coffee mug Coffee mug printed with “I like my coffee like I like my men. Huge penis.” https://meriwether.love/products/you-is-fine-love-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/you-is-fine-love-card-878050.jpg?v=1741462117 You Is Fine... Love Card. 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(Happy Mother's Day.)” https://meriwether.love/products/dear-husband-fathers-day-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/dear-husband-fathers-day-card-803010.jpg?v=1748483732 Dear Husband.... Father's Day Card Greeting card printed with “Dear Husband, there is no one else I would rather raise these asshole kids with.” https://meriwether.love/products/happy-birthday-song-birthday-card 2026-10-14T15:21:17-06:00 daily https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0183/8017/files/happy-birthday-song-birthday-card-517637.jpg?v=1748483732 Happy Birthday Song... Birthday Card Greeting card printed with “Everyone hates when people sing Happy Birthday to them. And everyone hates singing it. 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