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The perfect birthday... Birthday Card

Regular price $6.00

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The perfect birthday checklist:

Drunk by 8pm.
Sex by 9pm.
Asleep by 10pm.

(I wish you luck!)

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Dimensions: 4.25" x 5.5"
Matte-finished greeting card

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