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Gift ideas for drunk aunts and uncles...
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    Received a whiskey glass as a gift for my 21st birthday. When I picked it up, I instantly grew a beard and felt tough enough to take down 3 Navy Seals. -Not bad for a $12 glass. Also, my hepatitis is cured.
    -Richard Kimble
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    My brother, Mikhail give me mug before I come to America. He tell me that in America I be rich like Czar and all women love me. Before mug, not true. After having mug, very true. I take many women as lover.
    -Boris K. Vladivostok, Russia
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    Great place to shop for people you hate... I have an unhealthy obsession with Dakota Fanning.
    -Jim-1892 Reddit

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