• Coffee mug printed with “Get your kid away from me.”
  • Coffee mug printed with “Get your kid away from me.”, additional view
  • Coffee mug printed with “Get your kid away from me.”, additional view
  • Coffee mug printed with “Get your kid away from me.”, additional view

Get your kid away from me… Coffee Mug

Regular price $18.50
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Get your kid away from me.

Five words. Zero ambiguity. For anyone who has ever been seated next to a toddler with a tambourine.

It's not that you hate children. You just love peace, quiet, and a hot cup of coffee nobody has sneezed into. The deep red glaze makes sure the message lands from across the room, so you never have to say it out loud.

The perfect gift for the DINK couple, the proud cat parent, or the exhausted mom who wants five minutes alone and will pretend she bought it ironically.

Coffee mug size: 14oz