• A white ceramic mug with black printed text sits on a round wooden table in warm sunlight, with a softly blurred indoor background.
  • White ceramic coffee mug printed with “I don’t feel bad for my man when I act crazy... He chose this life.

He chose this life... Coffee Mug

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I don't feel bad for my man when I act crazy... He chose this life.

He saw the red flags. He thought they were cute. He bought a ring anyway.

Nobody forced him. He had every opportunity to leave: the first time you cried at a dog food commercial, the night you reorganized the garage at 2 a.m., the entire week you weren't speaking to him because of something he did in your dream. He stayed. That's a choice. That's on him.

This funny coffee mug for wives and girlfriends is a full legal defense in one sentence. Sip from it while he asks what's wrong. Set it down firmly when he says "nothing, I guess."

A gift for the wife who keeps him on his toes, the girlfriend who comes with a warning label, newlyweds, anniversaries, bridal showers and the best friend whose husband deserves a medal.

Details

  • 14 oz ceramic coffee mug
  • Glossy white glaze with black print
  • Hand wash recommended
  • Designed in Whitefish, Montana