Bigger Balls... Coffee Mug
Regular price
$18.50
Having a vagina has not stopped me from believing that my balls are bigger than yours...
The Perfect mug for intimidating mediocre men before 9am.... Warning: may cause sudden silence in group chats and unnecessary debates from guys named Chad.
The Perfect mug for intimidating mediocre men before 9am.... Warning: may cause sudden silence in group chats and unnecessary debates from guys named Chad.
This coffee mug is for the woman who runs the meeting, the department, and probably her entire damn household with zero tolerance for weak energy. Pour 14 ounces of pure audacity into theBigger Balls Coffee Mug and let your coworkers know exactly who they're dealing with before HR even clocks in.
Science says courage isn’t anatomical—it’s caffeinated. This 14oz ceramic coffee mug features the ultimate disclaimer: “Having a vagina has not stopped me from believing that my balls are bigger than yours.” Perfect for setting on the conference table right next to the guy who keeps interrupting you. It’s not aggression; it’s just a helpful performance review in mug form.
The Bigger Balls Coffee Mug is a public service announcement for anyone about to try your patience. Buy it for yourself, or gift it to the office badass who actually keeps the company from burning down. (oh, and also YOUR MOM, of course...)
Because courage doesn't require a scrotum, just a very high tolerance for bullshit and a lot of caffeine...
Coffee Mug Size: 14oz