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  • Greeting card printed with “Santa: Oh no, it's too foggy to fly! Rudolph: Hold my beer.”
    Greeting card printed with “Santa: Oh no, it's too foggy to fly! Rudolph: Hold my beer.”, additional view

    Rudolph: Hold My Beer... Christmas Card

    $6.00
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  • Coffee mug printed with “Science doesn't give a fuck what you believe.”
    Coffee mug printed with “Science doesn't give a fuck what you believe.”, additional view

    Science doesn't give a fuck... Ceramic Mug

    $18.50
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  • Ceramic drink coaster printed with “One nice thing about aging: your eyesight gets worse, but your ability to see through people's bullshit gets…”
    Ceramic drink coaster printed with “One nice thing about aging: your eyesight gets worse, but your ability to see through people's bullshit gets…”, additional view

    See through people's bullshit... Drink Coaster

    $7.95
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  • Ceramic drink coaster printed with “Always shoot for someone just out of your league. You never know, they may have self-esteem issues.”
    Ceramic drink coaster printed with “Always shoot for someone just out of your league. You never know, they may have self-esteem issues.”, additional view

    Self esteem… Drink Coaster

    $7.95
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  • Wine glass printed with “I'm a sexy delulu gangsta crybaby princess.”
    Wine glass printed with “I'm a sexy delulu gangsta crybaby princess.”, additional view

    Sexy Delulu Gangsta Princess... Wine Glass

    $14.95
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  • Pint glass printed with “She was a fax machine, she kept her modem clean.”
    Pint glass printed with “She was a fax machine, she kept her modem clean.”, additional view

    She was a fax machine... Mistaken Lyrics Pint Glass

    $14.95
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  • Pint glass printed with “She was a fax machine, she kept her modem clean.”
    Pint glass printed with “She was a fax machine, she kept her modem clean.”, additional view

    She was a fax machine... Mistaken Lyrics Pint Glass -Blue

    $14.95
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  • Ceramic drink coaster printed with “Part of me thinks I drink too much. The other part says don't listen to that stupid bitch. She's drunk.”
    Ceramic drink coaster printed with “Part of me thinks I drink too much. The other part says don't listen to that stupid bitch. She's drunk.”, additional view

    She's drunk... Drink Coaster

    $7.95
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  • Wine label printed with “There should be a slur for teenagers.”
    Wine label printed with “There should be a slur for teenagers.”, additional view

    Slur for teenagers... Wine Label

    $5.00
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  • Greeting card printed with “Dear Mom, always remember to be good to me. You'll need me one day to smuggle your wine into the nursing home.”

    Smuggling wine... Mother's Day Card

    $6.00
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  • Coffee mug printed with “You can't just cut people out of your life. Snip snip.”
    Coffee mug printed with “You can't just cut people out of your life. Snip snip.”, additional view

    Snip snip… Coffee Mug

    $18.50
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  • Refrigerator magnet printed with “I'm sorry I missed church. I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.”

    Sorry I missed church... Magnet

    $6.95
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  • Coffee mug printed with “Sorry I'm late. I was giving my dog hundreds of tiny little kisses.”
    Coffee mug printed with “Sorry I'm late. I was giving my dog hundreds of tiny little kisses.”, additional view

    Sorry I'm Late... Coffee Mug

    $18.50
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  • Greeting card printed with “Soulmates don't meet by accident.”

    Soulmates don't meet by accident... Friendship Card

    $6.00
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  • Refrigerator magnet printed with “I am not emotionally equipped to deal with the sound of someone chewing loudly.”

    Sound of someone chewing loudly... Magnet

    $6.95
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  • Refrigerator magnet printed with “I wish the Academy Awards orchestra would start playing anytime a person is speaking to me for too long.”

    Speaking to me too long... Magnet

    $6.95
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  • Refrigerator magnet printed with “I would love to spiral into control just once.”

    Spiral into control... Magnet

    $6.95
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  • Greeting card printed with “Not everyone you meet is going to think you are gorgeous, amazing and magical. But they are wrong. Stupid…”

    Stupid Dickheads... Friendship Card

    $6.00
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  • Refrigerator magnet printed with “According to HR, calling your co-workers stupid little bitches is frowned upon.”

    Stupid Little Bitches... Magnet

    $6.95
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  • Pint glass printed with “Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to disagree.”
    Pint glass printed with “Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to disagree.”, additional view

    Sweet dreams are made of cheese... Mistaken Lyrics Pint Glass

    $14.95
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  • Zipper pouch printed with “Taco money.”
    Zipper pouch printed with “Taco money.”, additional view

    Taco Money... Money Pouch

    $11.95
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  • Coffee mug printed with “Tell your dog I said hi.”
    Coffee mug printed with “Tell your dog I said hi.”, additional view

    Tell your dog I said Hi... Coffee Mug

    $18.50
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  • Ceramic drink coaster printed with “After much consideration, I have decided that sobriety is not for me. Thank you for the opportunity.”
    Ceramic drink coaster printed with “After much consideration, I have decided that sobriety is not for me. Thank you for the opportunity.”, additional view

    Thank you for the opportunity... Drink Coaster

    $7.95
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  • Refrigerator magnet printed with “It takes a special person to wake up early and still be late. That person is me.”

    That person is me... Magnet

    $6.95
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