Don't Make Mommy Be A Bitch... Ceramic Mug
Regular price
$18.50
Don't Make Mommy Be A Bitch... Ceramic Mug
Size: 14oz
This coffee mug is the ultimate mom mood ring. One side eye glance from mom and the whole family knows it’s code for *“I’ve had two sips of coffee, my patience is thinner than the last slice of bread, and I will absolutely lose it if someone asks me where their socks are.”* It’s not just a coffee mug—it’s a warning label, a public service announcement, and a cry for help all in one. The kids see it and suddenly remember how to clean their rooms. The dog stops barking. Even the cat, who usually knocks over plants for fun, pauses mid-swipe like, *“Not today, Satan.”* But let’s be real: by the time mommy’s holding this mug, she’s already a little bit of a bitch. The coffee just helps her own it. --- Handle with care. And maybe bring her a snack.