Boy Tears... Ceramic Mug

Ah, the "Boy Tears" coffee mug—a bold choice for your morning brew. Nothing beats sipping your artisanal oat milk latte from a cup that proudly declares your emotional dominance.

Every time you take a sip, you can almost hear the faint sound of a distant "but whyyy?" echoing in the background. It’s the perfect vessel for your coffee, tea, or, let’s be honest, the occasional mimosa after a long week of making men generate those tears.

And let’s not forget the practical benefits: it’s microwave-safe, dishwasher-safe, and emotionally-safe (for you, at least). Whether you’re hydrating or subtly intimidating your coworkers during Zoom meetings, this coffee mug is a reminder that you’re not just drinking coffee—you’re drinking victory.

Just be careful—if you accidentally pour in decaf, the mug might start judging you. After all, it’s fueled by drama, not weak energy.