• Coffee mug printed with “DOG: You are my entire life. OWNER: Drop the ball. DOG: Go fuck yourself.”
  • Coffee mug printed with “DOG: You are my entire life. OWNER: Drop the ball. DOG: Go fuck yourself.”, additional view
  • Coffee mug printed with “DOG: You are my entire life. OWNER: Drop the ball. DOG: Go fuck yourself.”, additional view

Drop the ball… Coffee Mug

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DOG: You are my entire life. I love you so, so, so much! I would do anything for you.
OWNER: Drop the ball.
DOG: Go fuck yourself.

Unconditional love comes with terms and conditions. Clause one: the ball stays in the mouth.

Every dog owner has had this exact negotiation. Forty minutes of eye contact, full-body wiggling and devotion so pure it deserves its own documentary. Then you ask for one tiny thing, and suddenly you're dealing with a slobbery attorney who has no intention of settling.

This mug is for anyone who has been personally betrayed by a golden retriever at the dog park and went back the next morning anyway. They love you. They would die for you. They will not drop the ball.

A gift for dog moms, dog dads, dog walkers, trainers, groomers and anyone whose camera roll is 94% one dog. Also works for the friend who swears their dog "understands every word." It does. It just doesn't care.

Details

  • 14 oz ceramic coffee mug
  • Glossy white glaze with black print
  • Hand wash recommended
  • Designed in Whitefish, Montana