Father of the God Damn Year... Ceramic Mug

Ah, the "Father of the God Damn Year" mug—a trophy you didn’t know you needed until you earned it through sheer dad magic. Whether you’ve mastered the art of diaper changes with one hand, built a LEGO castle at 2 a.m., or convinced your kids that broccoli is just "tiny trees," this mug is your crown jewel.

Every sip from this bad boy is a reminder that you’re not just a dad—you’re a legend. Sure, you might have cereal in your hair and a faint smell of baby wipes lingering on your shirt, but who cares? You’re the MVP of bedtime stories, the Sultan of Dad Jokes, and the undisputed champion of "I’ll fix it with duct tape."

And let’s be real: this coffee mug isn’t just for coffee. It’s for the lukewarm juice boxes you stole from the fridge, the cold pizza you ate standing over the sink at midnight, and the occasional whiskey you sneak after the kids are finally asleep. Because let’s face it—you’re not just the Father of the God Damn Year. You’re the survivalist of the century.

So raise that mug high, king. You’ve earned it. (And if anyone questions your title, just remind them who knows where the Wi-Fi password is hidden.