Please chew... Coffee Mug

Please chew (and I can't stress this enough) with your fucking mouth shut.

Some people eat quietly. Others have chosen violence.

You know the sound. The wet cereal crunch. The gum snap. The coworker eating an apple at his desk like it owes him money. You've turned up the TV, put in earbuds and left the room. Now you need a system, and this is it.

This sarcastic coffee mug says what you can't say at the dinner table. Set it down within view of the offender. Take a slow, silent, deeply judgmental sip. Let the open-mouth chewer read it in peace, ideally with their mouth closed.

A funny gift for people with misophonia, open-office survivors, roommates, spouses who sit across from a loud eater every night, and anyone who has ever moved tables at a restaurant. It also makes a strong white elephant gift if you want to send a message.

Details

• 14 oz ceramic coffee mug
• Glossy white glaze with black print
• Hand wash recommended
• Designed in Whitefish, Montana