• Ceramic drink coaster printed with “Let's get married and have kids so after work we can go to 5 practices and relearn algebra instead of…”
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  • Ceramic drink coaster printed with “Let's get married and have kids so after work we can go to 5 practices and relearn algebra instead of…”, additional view

Algebra instead of relaxing… Drink Coaster

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Let's get married and have kids so that after work we can go to 5 practices and relearn algebra instead of relaxing.

Nobody put this in the wedding vows. This funny ceramic drink coaster is for parents running a full-time shuttle service with a side gig as an unpaid math tutor. At 10 PM, when the homework's done and the uniforms are in the wash, it's finally your turn to sit down.

A great gift for moms, dads, sports parents, Mother's Day, Father's Day, and teachers who see it from the other side.

  • What it is: A funny ceramic drink coaster printed with the saying “Let's get married and have kids so that after work we can go to 5 practices and relearn algebra instead of relaxing.”
  • Size: 3 5/8" x 3 5/8" square
  • Material: Ceramic
  • Designed by: Meriwether, an original design from our studio in Whitefish, Montana