• Condom commercials... Drink Coaster - M E R I W E T H E R
  • Condom commercials... Drink Coaster - M E R I W E T H E R
  • Condom commercials... Drink Coaster - M E R I W E T H E R

Condom commercials... Drink Coaster

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Condom commercials should just show couples trying to enjoy a decent meal at a restaurant with their kids.  

Headline: Protection for your furniture. A warning for your future.

Trojan has it all wrong. We don't need glossy slow-mo shots of couples on a beach or abstract CGI animations of a sperm hitting a wall. If big contraception really wanted to move product, they’d just film a family of four trying to enjoy a nice, peaceful dinner at an Applebee’s.

Enter the Meriwether "Condom Commercials" Drink Coaster. It features the exact wisdom the world needs, beautifully printed on a 3 5/8" x 3 5/8" slab of heavy-duty ceramic. It prevents water rings on your coffee table today, and quietly reminds you to make better choices tonight.

Buy one for your living room, or buy a set for your friends who keep talking about "starting a family." Trust us, it’s a lot cheaper than 18 years of child support.

3 5/8" x 3 5/8" Ceramic Coaster