• Ceramic drink coaster printed with “Marriage licenses should just automatically expire after seven years.”
  • Ceramic drink coaster printed with “Marriage licenses should just automatically expire after seven years.”, additional view
  • Ceramic drink coaster printed with “Marriage licenses should just automatically expire after seven years.”, additional view
  • Ceramic drink coaster printed with “Marriage licenses should just automatically expire after seven years.”, additional view

Marriage licenses... Drink Coaster

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Marriage licenses should just automatically expire after seven years.

Like a passport, but with fewer stamps and more resentment. This funny ceramic drink coaster pitches a modest policy fix for the seven-year itch. Renewals strictly opt-in.

A great gift for married couples with a sense of humor, anniversaries, divorce parties, and wedding-weary bridesmaids.

  • What it is: A funny ceramic drink coaster printed with the saying “Marriage licenses should just automatically expire after seven years.”
  • Size: 3 5/8" x 3 5/8" square
  • Material: Ceramic
  • Designed by: Meriwether, an original design from our studio in Whitefish, Montana