• Ceramic drink coaster printed with “After much consideration, I have decided that sobriety is not for me. Thank you for the opportunity.”
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Thank you for the opportunity... Drink Coaster

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After much consideration, I have decided that sobriety is not for me. Thank you for the opportunity.

A professional rejection letter, addressed to Dry January. This funny ceramic drink coaster declines sobriety with all the courtesy of an HR email. We'll keep your résumé on file.

A great gift for the friend who lasted four days of Dry January, wine lovers, cocktail fans, and New Year's parties.

  • What it is: A funny ceramic drink coaster printed with the saying “After much consideration, I have decided that sobriety is not for me. Thank you for the opportunity.”
  • Size: 3 5/8" x 3 5/8" square
  • Material: Ceramic
  • Designed by: Meriwether, an original design from our studio in Whitefish, Montana