• Ceramic drink coaster printed with “The egg doesn't swim to the sperm, ladies. Never chase a man.”
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The Egg... Drink Coaster

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The egg doesn't swim to the sperm, ladies. Never chase a man.

Biology class, finally useful. This funny ceramic drink coaster delivers dating advice backed by actual science. Sit back, sip your drink, and let them do the swimming.

A great gift for single women, best friends, bachelorette parties, and girls' night.

  • What it is: A funny ceramic drink coaster printed with the saying “The egg doesn't swim to the sperm, ladies. Never chase a man.”
  • Size: 3 5/8" x 3 5/8" square
  • Material: Ceramic
  • Designed by: Meriwether, an original design from our studio in Whitefish, Montana