Song lyrics as you actually heard them. Every pint glass is a classic, misheard: Toto, Madonna, ABBA, The Clash and more. Gift boxed and guaranteed to start an argument.

Holiday cards for people on the naughty list. Blank inside.

Holiday gifts for people who are hard to shop for and harder to please. Mugs, glasses, cards and stocking stuffers.

Letter-pressed notebooks for meeting notes, petty grudges and things you're totally over. Made for coworkers, bosses and anyone who writes "per my last email" in their head.

Cards for no occasion: missing someone, cheering them up, or just reminding them you're both a mess.

Love cards for people who show affection through mild insults. Anniversaries, Valentine's Day or just because.