• A dark red ceramic mug with white printed text sits on a round wooden table in a softly lit room. The mug reads: 'I EXPRESS ALL OF MY EMOTIONS BY SAYING THE WORD FUCK IN VARYING TONES AND VOLUMES.
  • A dark red ceramic mug with white printed text that reads, 'I EXPRESS ALL OF MY EMOTIONS BY SAYING THE WORD FUCK IN VARYING TONES AND VOLUMES.' on a clean white background.

I express all of my emotions... Coffee Mug

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I express all of my emotions by saying the word fuck in varying tones and volumes.

Some people have a rich emotional vocabulary. You have one word and an excellent sense of pitch.

A soft, drawn-out "fuuuck" when the coffee's cold. A sharp "FUCK" when you stub your toe. A whispered "fuck" in the 9 a.m. meeting. A triumphant "FUCK YES" when the Wi-Fi comes back. Same word, infinite range. Honestly, it's a gift.

This funny swear word coffee mug says what your therapist has been too polite to point out. The deep burgundy glaze makes it look classy, which is more than anyone can say about you before coffee.

A sarcastic gift for coworkers, bosses, moms who curse, dads who pretend they don't, and the friend whose every voice memo is mostly one word.

Details

  • 14 oz ceramic coffee mug
  • Glossy burgundy glaze with white print
  • Hand wash recommended
  • Designed in Whitefish, Montana