• Cobalt blue ceramic coffee mug printed with “If I drunk text you, do not continue the conversation the next day. The sun is out. The birds are chirping. I walk with the Lord now.”
  • A dark blue ceramic mug with white printed text, placed on a light peach-pink surface against a cream background.

If I drunk text you... Coffee Mug

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If I drunk text you, do not continue the conversation the next day. The sun is out. The birds are chirping. I walk with the Lord now.

Last night was a different person. That person had opinions about your ex, a strong take on tequila and your number. That person has been dealt with.

This morning you are reborn. Hydrated. Spiritually renewed. Absolutely not discussing what you sent at 1:47 a.m. Any reply after sunrise will be treated as spam.

This funny hangover coffee mug lays down the rules before the group chat can. Pour the coffee, take the Advil, and let the cobalt blue glaze do the talking while you quietly delete your sent messages.

A gift for the friend who texts like a poet after three margaritas, the bachelorette survivor, the birthday girl with a 9 a.m. brunch, and anyone who has ever woken up, checked their phone and said "oh no."

Details

  • 14 oz ceramic coffee mug
  • Glossy cobalt blue glaze with white print
  • Hand wash recommended
  • Designed in Whitefish, Montana