I'm a virgin... Coffee Mug

I'm a virgin.
(This is a very old mug.)

Every mug has a past. This one is just honest about the timeline.

Technically, it was true when the mug was made. A lot has happened since then. College. A semester abroad. That summer nobody talks about. The mug stayed pure. You did not.

This funny coffee mug is a two-line joke with a perfectly timed punchline, and the parenthetical does all the work. People read the first line, raise an eyebrow, then read the second and lose it. It's the gag gift that gets passed around the whole party.

A gift for bachelorettes, birthdays over 30, divorce parties, the best friend with stories, white elephant swaps and anyone who has ever said "well, technically" with a straight face.

Details

• 14 oz ceramic coffee mug
• Glossy white glaze with black print
• Hand wash recommended
• Designed in Whitefish, Montana