Performance enhancing drug... Whiskey Glass

Whiskey is a performance enhancing drug. (But you're gonna hate the performance.)

Whiskey glass size: 11oz

Whiskey: the only "performance enhancer" that turns you into a Shakespearean tragedy by midnight. It promises confidence, charm, and wit—but delivers interpretive dance moves, slurred declarations of love for your ex’s dog, and a standing ovation from your toilet at 3 a.m. This glass is your reminder that while whiskey might make you *feel* like a rockstar, the encore is usually a cringe-worthy recap from your friends the next day. So sip responsibly, or at least make sure someone’s filming for posterity. Cheers to the chaos! 

This is the whiskey glass of liquid courage that turns you into a rockstar… in your own mind. This whiskey glass is here to remind you that while whiskey might *enhance* your ability to sing karaoke, dance like no one’s watching (because they’ve all left), or confidently explain why you’re definitely right about that thing you know nothing about—your "performance" might not be as Oscar-worthy as you think. Warning: Side effects may include questionable decisions, sudden bursts of "I love you, man," and a next-day performance review that’s best described as "regretfully hilarious." 

This classy whiskey glass ships from our retail store in Whitefish, Montana