• A white ceramic mug with black printed text sits on a wooden table in a softly lit room with curtains and blurred plants in the background.
  • A white ceramic mug with black printed text sits on a light wood table against a white wall with soft window shadows.
  • A white ceramic coffee mug with black printed text that reads, 'IF I SAY "WOW, THAT'S CRAZY" FOR A SECOND TIME, THAT MEANS IT'S TIME TO WRAP UP YOUR STORY.' The mug is shown on a warm beige gradient background.

Wow, that's crazy... Coffee Mug

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If I say "Wow, that's crazy" for a second time, that means it's time to wrap up your story.

The first "wow, that's crazy" is polite. The second one is a hostage negotiation.

You've heard about his fantasy league, her cousin's wedding drama and the full plot of a dream he had on Tuesday. You nodded. You said "no way." You checked the time without moving your head. Now you need a system, and this is it.

This sarcastic coffee mug does the interrupting for you. Hold it up at the 10-minute mark. Take a long, meaningful sip. Let the storyteller read the room, because you're done reading it for them.

A funny gift for coworkers stuck at the coffee machine, introverts, customer service lifers, bartenders, hairstylists, teachers, and anyone who has ever been trapped next to a talker at a party.

Details

  • 14 oz ceramic coffee mug
  • Glossy white glaze with black print
  • Hand wash recommended
  • Designed in Whitefish, Montana